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"annnnd she shit on the carpet!" Noras mommy Due November 2; 1 child; No, NJ, United States 1674 posts
Aug 22nd '12

So before every tubby time, DD gets to run around for about 3-4 minutes naked. I set everything up, get the water in the tub, get her free and let her just run and jiggle around for a bit. So, the last few times, she's peed on the floor or the carpet. Its hysterical to me; I clean it up OCD style, so its no big deal. Baby gets some air flow to her hiney, she gets a little nuts. Thats cool.
Today, the little freak bent over to grab her bath toy, and I hear BD yell at the top of his lungs: "annnnnd she SHIT ON THE CARPEEETTTT!"
Yup. Gross little thing, just plopped a log on my carpet like an animal! I was crying with hysterical laughter. I flushed it and can officially say: my daughters first poop was in the potty today.
-sigh-
I need a bigger apartment with a real bathroom. Not a stand up shower and one step to walk the length of the floor. :(

♀NoBoysAllowed 19 kids; San Diego, California 51862 posts
Aug 22nd '12

Expect lots more poos in random places over the time, especially when potty training.

Noras mommy Due November 2; 1 child; No, NJ, United States 1674 posts
Aug 22nd '12

ASSSSBUTTTT!!! LMAOO your avi cracks me up!



I'm scared of the poop-chronicles. I'm hoping she'll just evolve out of a diaper. Like "Oh, shit. I dont like this. I'm going from the potty now on." And just do it.
wouldnt that be awesome?

CatLady Texas 1244 posts
Aug 22nd '12

Eww lol. My son has done this 3/4 times this week. He will be in his playpen and will rip his pants and nappy off just to poo on the floor. I always see him take the nappy off and put i will it back on straight away, but it seems the second i'm not looking he sees his chance and does it lol.

♀NoBoysAllowed 19 kids; San Diego, California 51862 posts
Aug 22nd '12
Quoting i ♥ nora:" ASSSSBUTTTT!!! LMAOO your avi cracks me up! I'm scared of the poop-chronicles. I'm hoping she'll just ... [snip!] ... out of a diaper. Like "Oh, shit. I dont like this. I'm going from the potty now on." And just do it. wouldnt that be awesome?"


Keep dreamin' :lol:

Noras mommy Due November 2; 1 child; No, NJ, United States 1674 posts
Aug 22nd '12

AHH! Why are children so gross with boogers and poop?! I've heard boys are terrible to potty train.

CatLady Texas 1244 posts
Aug 22nd '12
Quoting i ♥ nora:" AHH! Why are children so gross with boogers and poop?! I've heard boys are terrible to potty train."


NOO don't say that lol.

Fur_Cue 4 kids; Dundee, United Kingdom 1222 posts
Aug 22nd '12
Quoting i ♥ nora:" So before every tubby time, DD gets to run around for about 3-4 minutes naked. I set everything up, get ... [snip!] ... -sigh- I need a bigger apartment with a real bathroom. Not a stand up shower and one step to walk the length of the floor. :("


My DD is three and potty trained but she thought it was funny as hell to smear poo on the toilet seat yesterday..wee mink lol