Joke: A Wal-Mart greeter . . . .|.. Beverly Hills, California 72000 posts
Dec 18th '09

I just got this in a text. It made me giggle & think of a person or two on here. <= haha j/k... kinda.

So, after landing my new job as a Wal-mart greeter, I lasted less than a day....
About 2 hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they aint twins. They oldest one is 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am. I just couldn't believe that anyone would f**k you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Jive TTC since Aug 2013; 33 kids; South Carolina 25217 posts
Dec 18th '09


♥Heather 4 kids; 2 angel babies; Dayton, Ohio 89362 posts
Dec 18th '09
Quoting Brycen&Livi♥:
Waiting on Sunshine 81 kids; Tuvalu 12346 posts
Dec 18th '09

LMAO thats a good one!

♥myfunnyguys♥ 3 kids; Nebraska 20448 posts
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D: Chicago, Illinois 5418 posts
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LilBuddhaBelly Due March 22 (girl); Houma, Louisiana 208 posts
Dec 18th '09

Tehe, that's fn funny.

☆Mrs. Mathers☆ 3 kids; Greenway, OH, United States 26554 posts
Dec 18th '09

my sister sent that text to me a little while back! i LOVE it lol i think it's hilarious.

Blush & Bottles TTC since Apr 2013; 1 child; Nebraska 11503 posts
Dec 18th '09


Deleted ♡ sorry 3 kids; California 14111 posts
Dec 18th '09

ahahahahah I love that !!!

LOVEEEEx3 2 kids; Georgia 3944 posts
Dec 18th '09

LMAO I needed that!

.|.. Beverly Hills, California 72000 posts
Dec 18th '09

Glad I could give you all a good laugh! :D

Kara_Dawn 3 kids; West Virginia 30 posts
Dec 18th '09

That so just made my day I will never look at a walmart greeter the same lmao

Ali Kat + Ray & Vinny 2 kids; Stedman, North Carolina 5581 posts
Dec 18th '09

I used to be a door greeter at walmart... 3rd shift at that... CRAZY CRAZY stuff!!! Wish I coulda said more to a few people LOL

I.Hate.Men 1 child; Longmont, Colorado 6354 posts
Dec 18th '09

YAY I needed a laugh today