LOL Sexual inuendo gone bad Logan's taskmaster 2 kids; Mississippi 971 posts
Jul 14th '13

<<me rummaging for food>>

Me: We have nothing to eat.
DH: I'll make you some pineapple.
Me: I want some MEAT.
DH: I got a tube steak right here I can give you.
Me: Nah, I ain't in the mood for anything raw..
DH: Oh, it's not raw, probably a little overcooked cause it is hard and tough.
Me: Guarantee if I bite into it, I'd still see blood.

<<DH squirms and walks away>>


Klaus 2 kids; Mississippi 27174 posts
Jul 14th '13

That's great lol

Oh_Dang101 Missouri 701 posts
Jul 14th '13

Lol. Funny.

loser mom 4 kids; 1 angel baby; Oslo, Norway, ,,, Europe 12277 posts
Jul 14th '13


"tube steak"

Steph{♥T&A♥} 2 kids; Arkansas 1893 posts
Jul 14th '13

That's hilarious!

J+B=Z&L ♡ 2 kids; Pensacola, Florida 5968 posts
Jul 14th '13

Bahaha that's funny.

Sugarhiccup LLC ; 5 kids; Lahaina, Hawaii 2845 posts
Jul 14th '13

Lol! That's funny!

Mrs. Curtis 1 child; Lompoc, California 1996 posts
Jul 14th '13

omg i needed that laugh thank you! i laughed so hard DS came in running and asked if i was "ohtay mama?"

user banned 2 kids; Iowa 7762 posts
Jul 14th '13

Lmao that's awesome. DH says that kind of stuff to me all the time. He's hispanic so if I say something like "I want mexican tonight" or "I want to make burritos" he'll say something like "I've got some mexican I can put in you" or "I've got your burrito right here."