My mom posted this to my Facebook wall, its sarcastic for sure, but I still got a laugh:
Childbirth: Questions & Answers
Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.
Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after finishing high school.
Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it
Q. My childbirth instructor says it