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Cruel names for the cruel world delightfully mad Slut, Sweden 146 posts
May 15th '13

Everyone knows d**k Cox is a cruel, cruel thing to name your baby. But the 21st century provides so many more inventive ways to give your kid the shaft and teach them about the unfairness of life before s/he's even born by having fun with names!



Amusing updates in cruelty include...



Twins (not just the realm of Essie and Bessie any more!):
Sirius and Hilarius
Similarly, Hilarius and Pius (both pope names)
Hope and Despair
Eel-Nevaeh and Heaven-Lee, to take this puke-inducing trend one step further




Fun with Puns:
- Calla with any profession-related surname. Calla Ho would be my favorite, but I've also known RL people with surnames like Housekeeper (she was a maid, no joke, look her up, her name is Marla and she used to live and work as a maid in the eastside area of WA), Butcher, Barber, Knight, Nurse.
- Similarly, vintage names are in so the real-life inspiration Ima Hogg could lend her first name to any number of profession or noun surnames for an interesting pun.
- Outa Time/Thyme/Tyme is the more cynical younger sibling (or, by now, daughter) of our old pal Justin.
- Cameron "Cam" Elot



Just plain crazy:
See "Celebrity Baby Announcements" section in your weekly newsstand rag for inspiration in baby names so insane, they're cruel.




Help me think of more cruel names!

Elle&Cole⛄️ 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Rio Rancho, NM, United States 32310 posts
May 15th '13

No joke I met identical twin girls named legna and neveah the other day. (Legna is angel backwards)....

Bad Things Blacksburg, SC, United States 21226 posts
May 15th '13
Quoting delightfully mad:" Everyone knows d**k Cox is a cruel, cruel thing to name your baby. But the 21st century provides so many ... [snip!] ... in your weekly newsstand rag for inspiration in baby names so insane, they're cruel. Help me think of more cruel names!"


I know a girl named "Virginia Rash." She goes by Raven. lol.

Nikki Hart 1 child; Portland, Indiana 308 posts
May 15th '13

There is a little girl in my cousins 1st grade class who's name is Strawberry Fields :/

Bad Things Blacksburg, SC, United States 21226 posts
May 15th '13
Quoting .Colleen.:" there was a chick on the news awhile ago, her name was Vendetta :lol::lol::lol:"


Thats kinda bad ass. lol

promisesmommy 2 kids; 2 angel babies; Enid, Oklahoma 663 posts
May 15th '13

"My daddy named me sue" lol

=^•^= NO, OD, France 36463 posts
May 15th '13

I knew a guy named Otto Maddox. His name was short for something but I dont remember what.

courtney ♡ 2 kids; Washington 16705 posts
May 15th '13

I know a guy named Michael Ock... Mike Ock...
ETA, his parents are deaf, but still.



Another ETA, spelled Och.. :oops:

delightfully mad Slut, Sweden 146 posts
May 15th '13
Quoting JessieLeeAnne:" I know a girl named "Virginia Rash." She goes by Raven. lol. "

Virginia sounds like the kind of state you'd pick up a suspicious rash in, too.

user banned 4 kids; ..., CA, United States 4717 posts
May 15th '13
Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:" No joke I met identical twin girls named legna and neveah the other day. (Legna is angel backwards)...."


Poor girls :shock::(

Bad Things Blacksburg, SC, United States 21226 posts
May 15th '13
Quoting courtney ♡:" I know a guy named Michael Ock... Mike Ock..."


lmao. thats a good one!

=^•^= NO, OD, France 36463 posts
May 15th '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting courtney ♡:</b>" I know a guy named Michael Ock... Mike Ock..."</blockquote>




Ha, like Mike Hawk and Mike Litorius lol.

user banned 4 kids; ..., CA, United States 4717 posts
May 15th '13
Quoting .Colleen.:" there was a chick on the news awhile ago, her name was Vendetta :lol::lol::lol:"


:D8)

CJKB+JMB=AMB 1 child; Watertown, New York 2525 posts
May 15th '13

i knew a girl named sunshine brightly hahaha

promisesmommy 2 kids; 2 angel babies; Enid, Oklahoma 663 posts
May 15th '13

I know a guy named zebulon. He just goes by zeb though