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Karren 1 child; Liverpool, United Kingdom 385 posts
May 2nd '13
Quoting FroggysMommy:" I had an ex with one nut. He did not like ball play. lol"


Did he walk lob sided? :P :lol:

~Ba.zin.ga+2~ 2 kids; Under your bed, OO, United States 4181 posts
May 2nd '13

I just read this entire thread in like 10 minutes and SO's kept looking at me like WTF IS SO FUNNY!? Hahaha



A co-worker of mine got drunk at the bar and called me for a ride home, so I brought him home and he asked if I could walk him to his door so I said sure. I shouldn't have. He was so drunk, he went to his weight set and started working out and the weight fell on his chest. I laughed so hard and got it off him and onto the floor. He took me into the bedroom and we started doing stuff and then he says "Yeah we should probably get outta here, this isn't my room" I was like wtf ok and he was acting really weird and being forceful so I said I should go and he kept telling me to stay. I finally got to the door and have never seen him again.



My Ex a few years ago was really ....focal during sex. He always wanted me to yell and scream and tell him when I was about to c*m. So I did it because I was like what the hell I'll just see what happens lol. Oh and btw, I never came once the whole time I was with him. So I faked it and was screaming OH IM COMING OMG and he's like OH YEAH COME AGAIN and I was like I can't. Bye. lol

LayLu (girl); 17 kids; Virginia 4007 posts
May 2nd '13
Quoting Javi's*Mami*[Bazinga!]:" I just read this entire thread in like 10 minutes and SO's kept looking at me like WTF IS SO FUNNY!? ... [snip!] ... with him. So I faked it and was screaming OH IM COMING OMG and he's like OH YEAH COME AGAIN and I was like I can't. Bye. lol"


Baahahahahah. "I can't. Bye." :lol:

Cat.Woman. Due January 15; 1 child; Gotham City, PA, United States 4091 posts
May 2nd '13

I was with this guy one time who thought he was a real stud. He was a great kisser, so I thought maybe he would be good. First he kept his shirt on, refused to take it off, put a Magnum condom on (which he totally did NOT need), and got on top of me and proceeded to hump me awkwardly (best adjective I could come up with). The condom kept slipping off because he was small. In mid-hump, he stopped and asked "Uh....could....could I maybe do you from behind?" I let him. When he finished, I didn't even know it. He just stopped h*****g me. I asked him if he was ok, and he said he just finished.



Such a bad choice to bump uglies with. I still cringe.

user banned 1 child; Golden, Colorado 28482 posts
May 2nd '13
Quoting LayLu:" Baahahahah, really?! I mean.. one nut sucks.. but does that make them not so sensitive down there or something? Or was he just self conscious because he only had one ball?"


He had one removed at like 13 years old because of testicular cancer. We were out drinking one night with friends, f**king smashed. Alan mentioned he got an ex pregnant but they had an abortion, and my drunkie ass yells "WAIT A MINUTE! THAT MAKES YOU THE ONE NUT WONDER!" Everyone in the room stops and I said "What.... he got a chick pregnant with only one nut!"



Yes. Im officially an a*****e. But what he did on my daughters birthday makes up for it.



He was terribly self conscious about it though.

LayLu (girl); 17 kids; Virginia 4007 posts
May 2nd '13
Quoting FroggysMommy:" He had one removed at like 13 years old because of testicular cancer. We were out drinking one night ... [snip!] ... an a*****e. But what he did on my daughters birthday makes up for it. He was terribly self conscious about it though."


lmao That's awesome. :lol:

Kendra Bass Due November 18; Colfax, Louisiana 11 posts
May 2nd '13

It was homecoming night 3 years ago, I was unexpectedly paired with this hottie of a redhead. After the dance we ended up in a room in my friends house, He was 2 inches (maybe) hard, he put it in, pulled it out and he was done. Then he rolled over and went to sleep. WORST SEX EVEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Eli&Elliot's Mommy! 2 kids; Brooklyn, New York 2109 posts
May 2nd '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting InkDMomma:</b>" Ew I had a dude that would just SLAP the shit out of my vag, like he thought that was foreplay..."</blockquote>




LOLOLOL

Eli&Elliot's Mommy! 2 kids; Brooklyn, New York 2109 posts
May 2nd '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Princess Celestia [14]:</b>" lsdkfjhldkj I've had a guy do that to me before. He also blew on it (?) and sucked on it REALLY hard. ... [snip!] ... I asked what the f**k he was doing and he was like, "I SEE THIS DONE IN p**n ALL THE TIME! JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX!" :roll:"</blockquote>




LOL!!

Eli&Elliot's Mommy! 2 kids; Brooklyn, New York 2109 posts
May 2nd '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Ravey Candyass:</b>" the guy thought he had it in. he was actually in the fold between my leg and...lips. he told me it was the best sex he ever had."</blockquote>




LOL!! This happened to me before.

NoName2015 Florida 14067 posts
May 2nd '13

Worst sex I had was interrupted by chillins. :(

user banned 1 child; Golden, Colorado 28482 posts
May 3rd '13
Quoting LayLu:" lmao That's awesome. :lol:"


I told my best friend and shes all "I dont even like the guy, but you know you are an a*****e right?"




lol fuckin right I am!

Karren 1 child; Liverpool, United Kingdom 385 posts
May 3rd '13
Quoting FroggysMommy:" He had one removed at like 13 years old because of testicular cancer. We were out drinking one night ... [snip!] ... an a*****e. But what he did on my daughters birthday makes up for it. He was terribly self conscious about it though."


LOL, thats hilarious, i'd probably say the same if I was drunk though.

user banned 1 child; Golden, Colorado 28482 posts
May 3rd '13
Quoting Karren:" LOL, thats hilarious, i'd probably say the same if I was drunk though."


It was warranted... he ditched Lilys birthday party to do drugs, and man oh man, what a fight that was. His mother also didnt want us engaged because I had a child that wasnt his.




We dont talk anymore, in fact the one time my friend met him he's all "Wait... you were engaged to a guy named Alan. Please tell me thats not him....." I said "Yup. Ooops." He looks at me, you can tell he was trying not to laugh... and then he busted out laughing. Ooops lol!

ProudMom84 Due January 1; 5 kids; Japan 107 posts
May 4th '13

I would have to say that it was with a guy that was less than average. He kept saying you like that big d**k??? Then he came in about 6 stroke & afterwards he said he tore that a** up.. LOL