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Condoms missing... .:ANIMAL:. California 740 posts
Dec 20th '12

Found two condoms missing from mine and my husband's "Stash" that we use when we want to be intimate for "LONG PERIODS" anyways...so I meet him at his car today and ask him why they are missing...his excuse: "I Masterbated with them. I'm actually pissed you would assume I cheated on you!" they've been missing as of a week ago...
Do I believe him?

HopingforaMiracle 1 child; USA 23103 posts
Dec 20th '12

I'm sorry :(. Has he given you any other reasons to think he's cheating?

greenmamabecky☮ TTC since Jul 2013; 18 kids; Enfield, Connecticut 20987 posts
Dec 20th '12

Nope. Guys hate condoms..why would he use one to masturbate?

Andreahhh 1 child; San Antonio, Texas 8745 posts
Dec 20th '12

Well, they do make it less clean up...

Sofie+#2 2 kids; Sheffield, So, United Kingdom 7799 posts
Dec 20th '12

Over here teenage boys call it a 'posh w**k' lmfao.



It would depend on how he said it, you know your husband better than us.

~*Wibbly Wobbly*~ 4 kids; Kansas 3041 posts
Dec 20th '12

My husband likes to use powdered latex gloves ... * shrug*

Cordelia's Mom 33 kids; Bakersfield, California 3685 posts
Dec 20th '12

I've honestly never understood why guys would masturbate with them.. So idk. :/

The Doctor 2 kids; Boulder, CO, United States 60774 posts
Dec 20th '12

If I remember correctly, you had other suspicions... so I'm going to go with.... that's extra sketchy.



:( <3

Maria + Cory = Alexis 17 kids; Middleport, Ohio 1075 posts
Dec 20th '12

I am not a guy but why would you need condoms for that?

Cordelia's Mom 33 kids; Bakersfield, California 3685 posts
Dec 20th '12
Quoting Andreahhh:" Well, they do make it less clean up..."


That's what I would think too but they still have to get up and throw it away. I know my SO (tmi) just catches it in his hand (I KNOW IM SORRY TMI!) and voila easy clean up.

user banned Nassau, BA, Bahamas 5125 posts
Dec 20th '12

ive known guys that use them for that. but it's still alarming.

Monsters² Mom Due August 16; 2 kids; 4 angel babies; Lemon, .., Yemen 5492 posts
Dec 20th '12

Honestly I remember you had a post a while back about you had some suspicions. I would trust your gut.

Mum to a Monster TTC since Jan 2014; 1 child; 5 angel babies; Colorado 11565 posts
Dec 20th '12

Ya, that's a little hard. The fact he had to overly clarify and clear himself of wrong doing sends me a red flag. My ex used the excuse that he "let his buddy have 2 because he was feeling this new girl, and wanted to be covered just in case."



Which I later found out the contrary.

brodyzmom Due December 18 (girl); 1 child; 3 angel babies; Huntsville, Alabama 2792 posts
Dec 20th '12

I asked my husband just to get his perspective and he said he knew a single guy in college (so he had no reason to lie) that said that he did because of the mess. Hubby thinks its ridiculous and he said any other time he's heard someone say it, it was in conjunction with their SO finding something so he never believed it. So, IDK I guess it could go either way. :?

Monsters² Mom Due August 16; 2 kids; 4 angel babies; Lemon, .., Yemen 5492 posts
Dec 20th '12

OP the fact that he turned it around on you by saying that he couldn't believe you thought he was cheating is a big red flag.
Typically when somebody is being unfaithful they try to make the other person feel guilty.