Quoting Tiffany ღ:" Because I'm not all like HEY GIRLIES WHATS UP WITH YA? :))))))) Like no, relax. It's called I'm a chill, down to earth person... I don't think highly of myself like I'm the shit. That's grosss."
I think highly of myself. I KNOW I'm f**king fabulous. 8)
Quoting saageex3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Yurvette [♥]:</b>" My 5 year old like watching me take ... [snip!] ... My daughter puts her head on my lap and pokes my vag. Then when I get up she tries to shove whatever she can in the toilet."
My son saw me naked the other day and he ran away and started laughing. And he learned that his peepee is really a p***s and he named it johnny. I could not for the life of me keep a straight face. lol.
<blockquote><b>Quoting Tiffany ღ:</b>" Well that is true, I'm sorry. Totally slipped my mind. Well that's great, good for you. "</blockquote>
Really cause I made that shit all up :lol: I worked illegally :lol:
Quoting Devil's Advocate:" She's cute! So it's ok right?"
as long as it's just water lol
Quoting animaLibera_:" bahahahaha that needs to be a meme"
LMFAO I missed that one.
<blockquote><b>Quoting S&T+1:</b>" Haha! My puppy will piss on the floor if I shut the door when I shower and if I leave it open he steals my clothes and hides them around the house. Does that count? lol No, probably not."</blockquote>
Hey puppies are our children too lol . If I put LO in the bathroom while I take a shower she gets into everything. I left the shower doors open so I can watch her and I turned for a second and somehow she managed to get all the toilet paper into the shower.
Quoting Devil's Advocate:" I left to get a coffee last night and DD ran out of the house after me :roll: DH was in the bed watching ... [snip!] ... I got back she was all kinds of upset and wouldn't let go. She's NEVER that bad. I don't know why she lost her shit like that."
I hate it. He is so stuck up my ass.. Since Ive been having these pains Im having, I cant really cuddle and that is all he wants to do is just lay his big ass head on my arm and cuddle. I mean I dont mind because he isnt one of those kids that are like that, so wheneerI get a cuddle, Im golden. lol. yeah.
Where was I going? i gorget.
Quoting saageex3:" <blockquote><b>Quoting S&T+1:</b>" Haha! My puppy will piss on the floor if I shut ... [snip!] ... doors open so I can watch her and I turned for a second and somehow she managed to get all the toilet paper into the shower."
Oh that's horrible. haha. I'm surprised my puppy hasn't found the toilet paper yet. He got into the paint today while I was painting the nursery. He has a cone on his head because he has mange :( But his whole cone is pink, along with his two front paws. Thankfully I got the rest of the paint cleaned off of the stairs and what not before it dried.
He likes to wake me up every 2 hours to be let outside to go pee too. I think he's training me for the baby haha.
Quoting Yurvette [♥]:" Having a month old kid is f**king EASY AS SHIT. SEriously quit thinking you are hot f**king shit. "
Seriously. I WISH my daughter slept like she did at a month old. She is only 8 months and has tantrums already.
Quoting ❥ Meℓi:" Seriously. I WISH my daughter slept like she did at a month old. She is only 8 months and has tantrums already."
I seriously wanted to kill my son today.. walking home, he gets a little tude.. then my mom leave then hes a f**king monster. seriously I wanted to knock him out. She has it easy. lol.
Quoting Yurvette [♥]:" I seriously wanted to kill my son today.. walking home, he gets a little tude.. then my mom leave then hes a f**king monster. seriously I wanted to knock him out. She has it easy. lol. "
She just doesn't know what she's in store for. She immature & naive.