Post your best made up troll story ever!
Cant use any troll stories posted here on BG.
Must be authentically yours.
Anything is acceptable.
You can solicit for votes but just for the contest in general...no self soliciting allowed.
Winner will get a "Best BG Troll Story" Siggy.
So here's my story;
Once upon a time my mom and dad got married, my mom was pregnant with my brother and gave birth to him 9 months later. 15 years later with no luck of concieving another child my mom lost her marbles and fucked my brother, resulting in my birth. When I was 13 I had sex with my brother, resulting in my daughter and sons birth, 14 years after that I found out my daughter has been sleeping with my fathers father (her grandfather) and 10 years later my son marries my cousin.
Yes my family is the most f***ed up family in the world.
Please dont Judge me, I'm single, disabled and don't give a hoot anymore! I love my family. So suck it!
hahahaha! Some of these are too damn funny! I'm not sure if I can compete, but here's mine :D
I'm really new to this site, but I joined today because I REALLY need some advice!!! I'm 15 years old, and expecting a Boy any day now. His name is going to be Reignbeau (Rainbow!! Cool, right?) His Father and I are not together anymore...we had a big fight over the name, so I broke up with him. He probably doesn't like it because he's 30, that's a little bit old for me anyway.
But Ok, here's my question! I woke up really early this morning and my bed was soaking wet...I guess I peed myself at some point during the night (weird thing is though, it was clear! I've never seen clear pee before!) I dried myself off, and went back to bed. I woke up about an hour later with a REALLY bad tummy ache...except, it wasn't a normal tummy ache, it kind came and went...and got much worse over the next few hours. I thought about calling my Mama at work, to ask her what she thought....but I'm afraid she'll think It's a stupid question. She already thinks I'm too young and dumb to be a Mom , but I know I'm not...I read google every day, I know all about pregnancy and being a Mom!!
So anyway, a few minutes ago, I felt this weird pressure feeling coming from my Panties. I stuck my hand down there to see what was going on, and I felt a big hard round thing right at the entrance of my va-j-j!!! I'm SO SCARED, because I think it's a TUMOR!!! I don't know what else it could be, and I don't know what to do! Can someone please give me some advice!?
PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS ANSWERS, NO FUNNY OR MEAN COMMENTS, REMEMBER , I MIGHT HAVE CANCER!
LMAO omgod i hope i can make mine that funny!! :lol::lol:
kay here goes.
Im new to this site my name is Brtitneigh! Im 16 and hope to marry the love of my life, he's 27! We have been TTC for 6 months but we are taking a quick break from that until he gets out of jail. I love him so much omgod we are so blessed to be together. I just know we are going to have a girl. Her name will be Krissmiss Nickole, becuase i either want to conceive her on christmas day or have her on christmas day of next year. Krissmiss I made up because its so unique and I love unique and Nicole because Santa Clause's legal name is Nicolas and that name is HOT!!! So my question is, When do I have to have sex to make sure she is born on christmas day? I would probably have to start having lots of unprotected sex around July right? hahaha I dont know i suck at math. My parents dont like talking to me about this kind of stuff they get so fucking mad and judge me! But i dont care beciase I love him and he loves me and I cant wait to be his wife!!
Kay dont forget not to judge me or leave rude coments
NO JUDGING OR RUDE COMMENTS!!!!
I' ll give it a try:
hi my name is taira aka aria & Im 14 &
just moved in with my aunt & her
husband ( he's so hot). I wanted him so
bad I walked around him almost
completely naked trying to get his
attention ( he noticed) . one day my
Auntie left to go to work & we had sex it
was great I had never been with an
older Guy ( he's 32) . we have been
sneaking around behind my aunts back
for weeks. she caught us one day &
wasn't mad she actually wanted to join
us. so she was giving her husband oral
& he came in here mouth then she spit it
in my pussy. now I'm pregnant & don't
know if my aunt it her husband is the
father. ( because my aunt spit it in my
vag) .how will they be able to know who
got me pregnant???
Seriously no jokes or mean comments.
I really need help with a question I have. When I was 14 I started dating this older guy in highschool and I really liked him a lot well one day we ditched school and he wanted to get into his hot tube but I didn't have a swimsuit so I wasn't really sure if I could go in but he told me I could so I did. Well once we got in we decided to mess around a little bit but then my best friend texted me and wanted to come over so we stopped but once she got to his house she wanted to get in the tub too so we did and then she said we should have a 3 sum so we did and I had a lot of fun but I didn't let him cum in me because I didn't want a baby. After that I started to get really big and so did my best friend and I didn't know why well long story short I had a baby and so did she but I thought the baby was her brothers because I was fuckin him around the same time. My best friend moved away with her parents once they found out she was having a baby too
Well Im 16 now and I ran into my best friend at Walmart (ha ha gotta love Walmart) and she had her baby and are babys looked a lot alike now I'm wondering if maybe he was the father because after he was done with her we got on our knees in the hot tub porno style and I think he came in the hot tub water but I don't want him to be the daddy because I want to mary my fiance we are ready to start our life together and my mom said he can move in over the summer while I get a job I can stay here as long as I want and I want to have a big wedding but I want to marry my baby daddy because I don't want to be trashy like those people you see on Jersey shore (OMG ew!)
Who is my baby daddy? PLZ help?
Fukk all yew bitchez!!! Yew cum up on my PRIVATE posts and tell me how to run my shit. I dunt think so.
Yew guys are all bitches hoo think dey no evrythng. But yew are all old as fukk and spend yer time on the this lame website and yew ignore yer kids &&&& yew all are jelus as fukk of me cauz I'm yung and hott. I will be da best momma to little Ty'quay-sha and her papi promises to help out when he is relised from prison in 18 months. Mmmkay? So stop telling me how horrible I am and start looking in da mirror at yer old bad parenting selvs. Mmmkay? Age aint nuffin but a number and 14 is alot yunger than yew old ass bitches. My baby wont see me get old an shit.
rude pplz n all dem rude judgmental bitchez feel free not to comment! Evryone else thnx for understandin & bein soo supportive of my strugglez.
Holy!! :shock: Im seriously shocked I got 1st place!! Everyone did such a good job. We are some funny b***hes lol.
WoOhOo. Hehe thanks :D
Love the siggies!
Quoting SmashleynSmallyPants:" We are some funny b***hes lol. "
Quoting Redneck mamma:" Congrats everyone... Lets see how many of these we see in the future and think deja vu lol... We are better trolls than the trolls :D"
lol seriously! a REAL troll actually stole my story and posted it last night, haha.
lol And the best part, MY account got suspended also...hahaha....luckily they figured out what was going on and gave me my account back :P
Quoting SmashleynSmallyPants:" LMAO omgod i hope i can make mine that funny!! :lol::lol: kay here goes. Hey Guys!! Im new to this ... [snip!] ... me and I cant wait to be his wife!! Kay dont forget not to judge me or leave rude coments NO JUDGING OR RUDE COMMENTS!!!!"
BWAHAHA you win hands down lol
Quoting Sergie's & Gabriel's Momm:" BWAHAHA you win hands down lol"
OMG YOU AVI IS ADORABLE
Quoting Sergie's & Gabriel's Momm:" BWAHAHA you win hands down lol"
This contest was so funny I read them out loud to my friend and dh and we were all busting up!! Cant wait for TROLL STORY 2! :)
Awsome job ladies. Every one of these made me laugh. Gotta love Trolls!
Quoting LoveMyMonkeys:" This contest was so funny I read them out loud to my friend and dh and we were all busting up!! Cant wait for TROLL STORY 2! :)"
Quoting b**bs Magee:" Awsome job ladies. Every one of these made me laugh. Gotta love Trolls!"
yay that made me feel better
oooomg!!! those were great! thanks for the laugh!!