luvmy2grlz&boy! 19 kids; Neepawa, Manitoba 2371 posts
May 18th '12
Quoting glowinthedark:" "How to have you are baby early"... I don't get it."


:!::!:



Glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it!

Incognito Ninja 2 kids; 3 angel babies; That one city, IN, United States 20887 posts
May 18th '12

Bribe it to come out by holding a Hershey bar down by your vagina.

Coño 2 kids; Virginia 891 posts
May 18th '12

Push on your stomach real hard til you feel the head then grab it outta there. Pretty simple :roll:

~REAPER~ +2 baking #3 Due June 27; 2 kids; Toledo, Ohio 15229 posts
May 18th '12
Quoting dianecalvillo:" I want to know ways you can have a baby early?"


...you're an idot.




how about wait the 40 weeks you signed up for :D

user banned (boy); 2 kids; f**king, Austria 36337 posts
May 18th '12
Quoting Incognito Ninja
Kelly +2 ERF/EH! 18 kids; Valdosta, Georgia 18072 posts
May 18th '12
Quoting Incognito Ninja
......................... Santa Fe, New Mexico 46828 posts
May 18th '12

Belly flops.

1inpink3inblue Due December 7 (boy); 3 kids; Switzerland 13391 posts
May 18th '12

have complications that result in induction or c-section....neither being fun choices.

TootsMcGoots Due July 20 (girl); 2 kids; Saskatchewan 5251 posts
May 18th '12
Quoting Co
_______Nope_________ 23772 posts
May 18th '12

Serve an eviction notice.



Sadly they'll still have 30 days to vacate before the sheriff arrives to escort them out.



Good luck.

Incognito Ninja 2 kids; 3 angel babies; That one city, IN, United States 20887 posts
May 18th '12
Quoting Milk✯Machine:" :!: I used a kit kat bar though."

Next time I'm just going to use a funnel & pour some redbull up there. Hopefully it will get wings and fly right out.

_______Nope_________ 23772 posts
May 18th '12
Quoting Teagans_Mom:" Serve an eviction notice. Sadly they'll still have 30 days to vacate before the sheriff arrives to escort them out. Good luck."


also, paper cuts can be a b***h.

Chelsey Renee Due May 21; 4 kids; Missouri 122 posts
May 18th '12

Your not due yet! My daughter was born early bc my water broke and her staying in the nicu was not fun! I had to worry everyday about her, wondering if today would be a good day or bad day! It will come when it's READY! Keep ur legs closed tight and let her cook!

ERMAGHERD BEEDS! 3 kids; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 4103 posts
May 18th '12
Quoting Milk✯Machine:" Spin around 300 times then drink a gallon of sperm."




Why am I still pregnant? that's breakfast.

res.ree LOLCATJSSTCTBAG TTC since Sep 2002; 3 kids; Nimrod, Montana 31617 posts
May 18th '12
Quoting Zaelia✰Pearl:" I think you should learn to spell "your" before you have a baby. Why would you want to jeopardize the ... [snip!] ... the health and well-being of your child by having him/her early? Give your baby as much time to develop as possible. "


i hope you didnt bang your head off the wall over her lack of knowing which your or you're to use. :roll: