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Household 6 2 kids; Columbus, Georgia 17761 posts
May 14th '11

Stick my p***s in pretty much anything that could be remotely pleasurable.
Find snow. Piss my name into it.
Open lots of jars just because I could :D

Carters Mama Due October 11; 1 child; 1 angel baby; Kalamazoo, MI, United States 3063 posts
May 14th '11

and stand naked and make it flop around lol

user banned 15 kids; California 4229 posts
May 14th '11

Pee on everything and also d**k slap passing womens butts in the grocery store

CantWaitForCambria 1 child; Sierra Vista, Arizona 2628 posts
May 14th '11
Quoting Fat-and-Happy:" I spend my day understanding what it is to be male..."


Huh? :?::?::?:




I would.....hopefully be a good lookin man with a lot of charisma and see how many hotties I could pick up at the bar and take home with me....at the same time....woohooo g**g b**g!

~Nimlorel~ Due September 28; 4 kids; 1 angel baby; Edmonton, Alberta 4821 posts
May 14th '11

Play with my nuts. And everything else, but I'd start with the balls.

¡VinHaute! Kansas City, MO, United States 47179 posts
status May 14th '11

I've heard first hand that guys can make their balls slap their butts.

Sans Foy's Gone Fishing Hughesville, Maryland 44257 posts
May 14th '11

Pee standing up, for sure.

Cracka ♥ 2 kids; North Carolina 23482 posts
May 14th '11

I can already pee standing up lol. I just can't aim :D lol

Amelia Pond TTC since Sep 2014; 2 kids; Kansas City, MO, United States 2610 posts
May 14th '11

Pee outta window.
Then j**k o*f and stick my d**k where I could

Fat-and-Happy TTC since Mar 2008; 1 child; Texas 13915 posts
May 14th '11
Quoting CantWaitForCambria:" Huh? :?::?::?: I would.....hopefully be a good lookin man with a lot of charisma and see how many hotties I could pick up at the bar and take home with me....at the same time....woohooo g**g b**g!"


I'm a nerd... I'd want to understand they way they think.
Yeah, I'd want to have sex... but unless my husband turns into a woman the same day I'd only be having sex with myself.

Cracka ♥ 2 kids; North Carolina 23482 posts
May 14th '11

I'd f**k apple pie. LOL

¡VinHaute! Kansas City, MO, United States 47179 posts
status May 14th '11

Warm apple pie.

MrsH [GDS]{BGB} 4 kids; Vista, California 9555 posts
May 14th '11

Pee standing up
Get a blowjob and make sure my wife knew it was the best one ever!
Apply for and get the job that usually goes to a man


And most importantly, I would be king of the tv remote and tv!

Amelia Pond TTC since Sep 2014; 2 kids; Kansas City, MO, United States 2610 posts
May 14th '11

<blockquote><b>Quoting Household 6:</b>" Stick my p***s in pretty much anything that could be remotely pleasurable. Find snow. Piss my name into it. Open lots of jars just because I could :D"</blockquote>



Yes! Open jars!

Isabella & Mommy ♥ Due February 11; 17 kids; Revere, Massachusetts 310 posts
May 14th '11

id deffinitly be gettting layed all day but sexy chicks lmfao .